What I learned at Eastern University

1. What the Under Armour symbol is.

2. Family is frustrating. (It is the only relationship you cannot get rid of.)

3. Wear multiple pairs of sneakers it has MANY benefits.

4. Emily is a VERY popular name.

5. There are other forms of love that ARE NOT romantic.

6. Grown adult ladies should be called women NOT girls!

7. Women are better listeners then men. (For the most part!)

8. Women talk and think about sex just as often then men. (At 

times they are worse!)

9. Your grade does not necessarily reflect how much you learned in a class. (Aunt Marge)

10.The truth is EASIER! (Forget the moral or “Christian implications.)

11. Mentally active is better and more tiring than physically active.

What I Accomplished at Eastern University

1  I was friends with back-to-back valedictorians.

2.  I had three dates to the “Winter Formal”. THEY ALL ASKED ME!

3.  The entire Women’s Soccer Team told me they love me.

4.  I was the first reporter of Coach Stewart (Men’s BASKETBALL TEAM) HE WAS QUICKLY PROMOTED.

5.  I sat (had lunch) with “The House of Five”.

6.  I had a very small hand in Ashley and Dan getting married.

7.   I paid NO RENT for a month for all the students I referenced to my complex. (I also had discount rent for several months before and after that for the same reason.)

8.   I nicknamed 2012’s Valedictorian.

9.   Tess introduced me to her entire family or clan as “My biggest fan!”

10.                I inherited a "roommate".

11.                I lead FOUR Bible studies from my pastor’s house to get in. (I also started a “Round Robin" style of leadership in doing so.)